Welcome to the ETOMICS page.
This page contains various forms of Tomspeak.
A definition follows each word or phrase (If there is one).

Tomspeak Translation / Definition
I have balls of thing! I've got balls!
I know it like the back of my head! I know it like the back of my hand!
Water Museum Aquarium
Perculator Purolator (Brand of auto parts)
Whoppers Dollars
Juanitas A few bucks
Mongolians 2 Jaunitas
That was the end of the straw. . . . last straw.
It's just the rock in the ice. It's just the tip of the iceberg.
Persimions The pretty red flowers you give at Thanksgiving.
Get down to the nooks and crannies. Get down to the nitty gritty.
I'm gonna spin you like a butterfly in heat. ?
It's like a flat tire out there. The waves are mushy.
When I come home I like to put my feet down. . . . let my hair down.
Circling the perimeter. Going around the block.
This road is pretty big for not being so huge. ?
Easy on the performance! Don't break it!
Those stupid broads aren't too smart. They're dumb.
You taste it! method of identifying materials
A bum won't throw out a cheese sandwich unless he finds a lobster. A bird in the hand . . .
You don't want to go barefoot, so put some shoes on layaway. Always get a girl's phone number even if your not on the market.
Don't be tight! common phrase that can be used anytime
Her eyes are bigger than her mouth. . . . bigger than her stomach.